A Local Habitation and a Name
Prompt: Hannigram bodyswap sex? If that doesn't strike your fancy, I can send in another prompt of you like.

emungere:

…There is no sex, only bodyswap. I’m sorry. But there might be more at some point because I find the idea of how Hannibal’s neurochemistry and brain structure might affect Will (and vice versa) really interesting. Like, imagine Will’s empathy is at least partially due to the physical structure of his brain and then imagine Hannibal trying to cope with that.

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Will went to sleep on his hard cot in the stale, close air of the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane. He woke up in a wide bed, in the middle of an expanse of smooth, white sheets. A shaft of sunlight slid through the gap in thick, silk curtains. Somewhere outside, a bird sang.

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Oooh yes, more of this :)

Sucks

Standing by helplessly while mom (45 minutes away) tries to order her first taxi cab to get to dad’s bedside before it’s too late.

lindentreeisle:

Or a library fan!  All the boooookkkksssss.  *cries*

lindentreeisle:

Or a library fan!  All the boooookkkksssss.  *cries*

meetingyourmaker:


Dangerous Housewives
Just focusing on Mary’s character as an ex(?)- assassin .I’ve been doing art on the ladies of Sherlock BBC. First one was Molly.

meetingyourmaker:

Dangerous Housewives

Just focusing on Mary’s character as an ex(?)- assassin .I’ve been doing art on the ladies of Sherlock BBC. First one was Molly.

mirabilelectu:

You know, it really sucks when being on the other side of popular opinion makes it so that you no longer feel welcome in your fandom

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Mirabile, I would read this fic :)

ivyblossom:

Sherlock + his face while looking at John and Major Sholto

There they are. Such good friends. Hmph. 

John can’t really care that much about him. Not as much as he cares about me, at least. Of course not! I’m his Best Man! His best friend, no less! REMEMBER, JOHN? I’m your best friend, not him! Who does you love and care about most in all the world? Me! ME.

RIGHT?!

I’d never even heard of this Sholto before the whole wedding fiasco. What sort of “friend” can he even be?

Minor blast from the past, that’s all.

Old obligation, perhaps?

Nothing to worry about.

No.

Best friend still equals me.

Me, John. Me, I’m right over here, by the way.Your best friend. Your Best Man. 

Look at him, so happy. He’s never that happy to see me. Is he. Is he?

His friend.

Former friend, more like. What’s Sholto here for, why’s he come back? If he used to be friends with John, well, that’s all fine and good, but John’s mine now. He’s my best friend. Best Man over here, remember? No. Just some old…acquaintance.

Someone who used to be friends with John. And isn’t now. That’s not going to happen to me. I’m his best friend. He loves me.

It is going to happen to me, isn’t it. 

No. He didn’t love Sholto the way he loves me. That’s all.

But why has Mary heard so much about him? Why does John mention him to her but never to me? Aha! That’s meaningful, surely, because–

…well, I do tune John out from time to time, is it possible John mentioned him and I opted not to pay attention? Damn. He does tend to natter on at times. Could be that.

No. I’d have noticed, if John spoke so highly of someone else, surely. I would have noticed. I would have been–

Mary, are sure this is the one John’s talked about? This one? Are you sure he wasn’t talking about me and you just misunderstood? He talks about me all the time, doesn’t he?

Why does John talk about him when he should be talking about me? I’m his best friend. Me.

Most un– no! How could he think THIS man is the most unsociable? That’s me! Me! I’m the most unsociable! Major Sholto! He joined an organisation, that’s got people in it. Not like me. I’m a freelancer, I deal in dead people because I’m so very unsociable. Most unsociable! Bah. Why would John say that? HOW COULD HE FORGET ABOUT MY EPIC UNSOCIABILITY?

 Look at John. So happy. Bouncing around like a puppy. Sholto knows how to play hard to get, I suppose. That’s cheating. It’s not charm if it’s only interesting in very small doses spread out over a number of years. Ha! 

I’M STILL BEST MAN, SHOLTO. YOU MIGHT GET THE SEXY SALUTE, SURE, BUT I GET TO BE HIS BEST MAN.

BEST FRIEND OVER HERE. ME. UNSOCIABLE ME.

I AM THE FIRST, MARY. I AM THE FIRST AND ONLY CONSULTING DETECTIVE OKAY. 

I need a drink.

whichchick:

I think that if you research crap, you should have to actually also do the crap. So, if your research is on neolithic flint knapping techniques, you present your paper along with a live how-to demonstration. :)

Or if you’re talking about the pre-mechanized production of linen in Ireland, you…

#academic conferences#there should be a practical application section#really I just want ivory tower academia to more-closely resemble the SCA#and vice-versa

I have heard that at one of the medieval conferences (maybe Kalamazoo?) both of these groups are represented, as well as the group of does-both-of-these.

popchartlab:


Thought we were done with diagramming famous opening lines, did you? Here’s a couple more for National Grammar Day! As always, march forth and see the rest of the print here.


Ooh, look, at least two people on my dash like sentence diagrams.

popchartlab:

Thought we were done with diagramming famous opening lines, did you? Here’s a couple more for National Grammar Day! As always, march forth and see the rest of the print here.

Ooh, look, at least two people on my dash like sentence diagrams.

whichchick:

Author has valid point. And WAY TOO MUCH FUN writing the article.  My god.  Just go read.  The sentences.  They are.  So good.  Much fun.  DO READ THEM ALL.

Holy shit not kidding. SUED BY HIS OWN ANUS.

hiddenlacuna:

Let’s get freaky with our thagomizers.

Paleontologists are the best.

hiddenlacuna:

Let’s get freaky with our thagomizers.

Paleontologists are the best.